Jolt Country

AP Wire wrote:"People were screaming and running," Prattville cheerleader Cherish Cartee said. "Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost. It's something I will never forget."

Oh, the humanity!

Pinback, I don't think you understand, some of those cell phones were pink.

One other thing... the people who give a crappy soundbite like this never realize that on every forum on the Internet people are quoting her and more or less making fun of her. Who doesn't have the Internet these days? But still, she'll never know that people find her world blowing up around her to funny, and not in the ha-ha way.

I like how Pinback can't be bothered to provide a link, or a c&p, too all these random articles he's talking up. Assuming that we're all going to be bothered to look it up ourselves. Which we aren't. Going to be bothered, I mean. We'll just have to assume we've got the highlights. Even though no real context is provided.

He distills the web down to tasty, meaty, bite-size chunks.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:He distills the web down to tasty, meaty, bite-size chunks.

We already <i>have</i> fark.com, though.

Bruce

Yeah, but to get it, you have to go to Fark.

Or, back to it. Whichever.

Someone e-mailed it to me - and it really wasn't all that exciting. No different than your average high school brawl.

I've broken up worse.

Here - enjoy:

http://www.wsfa.com/global/video/popup/ ... d=82397697