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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:36 pm
by pinback
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:46 pm
by AArdvark
The Pinback at work. Are there any words?
THE
BUSTING MY HUMP
48 HOURS A WEEK AND
I HAVE TO SEE STUFF LIKE
THAT
AARDVARK
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:54 pm
by chris
AArdvark wrote:The Pinback at work. Are there any words?
My eyes, the goggles do NOTHING!
The word that comes to mind is "geigh".
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:08 pm
by pinback
Oh, you're just a grumplepuss.
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:42 pm
by Vitriola
Do you use the leis to cover up your flat chest?
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:27 pm
by Worm
socks
I'd like to subscribe for more fun palm tree pictures. None of you watering it though.
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:42 pm
by pinback
Worm wrote:socks
Well, I just got back from work.
I'd like to subscribe for more fun palm tree pictures.
I have at least two more palm trees on order from mail-order services. Much larger than that one, too. So it's safe it say, you'll get your wish.
Hey, is there any way to get beach sand into your apartment in a way where you don't immediately give up your security deposit?
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:32 pm
by Worm
pinback wrote:I have at least two more palm trees on order from mail-order services. Much larger than that one, too. So it's safe it say, you'll get your wish.
It's always a party!
pinback wrote:Hey, is there any way to get beach sand into your apartment in a way where you don't immediately give up your security deposit?
A sand box? In this one episode of The Punisher The Punisher had like 60 bags of sand in an apartment and at the end he says they were "for exercise" which makes absolutely no sense. Unless he lifted all 60 at once.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:20 pm
by pinback
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:53 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Don't they require a lot of sun? I'd like to get one for where I work, but I am afraid that it will DIE.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:08 pm
by AArdvark
Too much palm tree. Palm tree overload. One palm tree is good, two is OK. Three or more and I get this weird Tom Hanks/ Castaway vibe.
Although, I once had a palm tree inflatable beer holder for the pool. That was nice.
THE
GILLIGAN, GET ME
ANOTHER COLD ONE
AARDVARK
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:42 pm
by pinback
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Don't they require a lot of sun? I'd like to get one for where I work, but I am afraid that it will DIE.
The ones made of wood and light bulb fixtures (left) do not require any sun.
The ones made of plastic (right) do not require any sun.
The ones made of silk (on the way!) also do not require any sun.
The ones drawn on your shower curtain (not shown) also do not require any sun.
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:55 pm
by Robbbed
I used to have words. Words that could react properly to this.
WHO TOOK MY WORDS?
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:09 am
by pinback
My guess is: About a liter of sherry and Crystal Light.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:37 am
by Vitriola
Sounds like a Problem.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:48 am
by Vitriola
I wrote this down for you once, but I'll repost here because you are a clueless dropper of small important pieces of paper:
Mai Tai
1 oz. light rum
1 oz. dark rum
1 oz. coconut rum
1 oz banana liqueur
1 oz. crème de noyeaux (nut liqueur)
fill rest with 1/2 pineapple and 1/2 orange juice
splash of grenadine
top with 151
Thing about Mai Tai recipes is that they're all different, and have evolved over the years from something not even close to what they are now, but this one being somewhat of my specialty I got lots of compliments on it.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:40 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinback wrote:Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Don't they require a lot of sun? I'd like to get one for where I work, but I am afraid that it will DIE.
The ones made of wood and light bulb fixtures (left) do not require any sun.
The ones made of plastic (right) do not require any sun.
The ones made of silk (on the way!) also do not require any sun.
The ones drawn on your shower curtain (not shown) also do not require any sun.
I think I see the trend, say, what about the one that I'm going to cram up your ass. Does that require any sun? Unlikely!
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:57 am
by Vitriola
All you need now is one of
these running around.
Excellente!

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:40 am
by pinback
Five fake palm trees + eight candles + 1 lava lamp + a bunch of stuff on the walls =
Ben's Tropical Paradise!
Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 3:48 pm
by pinback
Oh, and for those of you who were concerned that I'd never actually get a fog machine?
Worry no more.