Failed 419 IM prank.

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Huh. Dunno what happened here. I was ready to BRING THA PRANKY, but it kinda fizzled out.

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cokermorakinyo: Hello...I'm Fanny a consultant for Our Saviour Charity Organization accross the Globe...Our Organization is looking for someone who can be an agent for us in the State..and will be paid $300 per job done..IM me if interested.

iron_chef_ben71: That sounds right up my alley!
iron_chef_ben71: What do I have to do?
cokermorakinyo: Well firstly i will like to know ur name and where u are located
iron_chef_ben71: My name is Alex Perlman, and I live in Herndon, Virginia.
cokermorakinyo: ok alex this is a charity organization for the disabled and the less previledge ones across the globe
iron_chef_ben71: Sounds good. I've always been involved with charities such as yours.
cokermorakinyo: and some of our organization in africa are having some little problems cashing american checks...over there
iron_chef_ben71: Hmm. Okay. How can I help?
cokermorakinyo: so the organization now decided to have someone in the states to be cashing the checks while u get paid per check cashed
cokermorakinyo: so i will like to know if you can assist us
iron_chef_ben71: Well, that I can certainly do! You bet!
cokermorakinyo: ki ni oruko e
iron_chef_ben71: What?
cokermorakinyo: da mi lohun
cokermorakinyo: ori e ti da ru
iron_chef_ben71: Hmm. I think something is wrong with our Internet, your words are coming through funny.
cokermorakinyo: baba eee
iron_chef_ben71: Baba EEEeee!!!
iron_chef_ben71: I like that one! Baba eeeeeeee!!!
cokermorakinyo: o da bi pe ori iya e daru o ro bi pe mi o ninkan se ni
cokermorakinyo: o fe gbe ewe mi sowo
iron_chef_ben71: Are these code words for me to use when I cash the checks??
iron_chef_ben71: Wait, let me do one!
iron_chef_ben71: do re mi fa so la ti do!
cokermorakinyo: olorun ma fun ise e ni slow motion bi ti igbin
iron_chef_ben71: Wait! "Slow motion" I totally figured out!
iron_chef_ben71: You are fun to talk to. a/s/l??
iron_chef_ben71: When do I begin receiving checks to cash?
iron_chef_ben71: :(
iron_chef_ben71: I was just trying to help the unfortunates. There's so much pain in the world, if I can just do one little thing to make life better for anyone, it would mean the world to me.

[Lysander]

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What the hell?