How You Fuckers Destroyed My BBS

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I think this picture clarifies everything.

I was looking for the levitating Frankie pic for the Roswell article. And when I clicked on it, Dayna mentioned how she missed Chris's presence on the BBS. And that Chris left because he didn't like some guys. Who hated other guys. Who left.

Then it occurred to me... everyone of the fuckers we were talking about already left! Check it out:



Knuckles hated Chris, and Chris left because of Knuckles.

Bruce left because he hated Knuckles.

Ben hated Bruce, and Chris. Who may have left because of Worm. Actually, we didn't know exactly where to put Worm, so we sort of made him in the middle of all this. Plus, he's the only one of the four who will actually read this.

I hope this explains things in a simplified manner for the historical record, to everyone who finds it, sort of like the Rosetta stone of Jolt Country, if the Rosetta stone concentrated not on translating hieroglyphics, but instead translated people wishing death on babies and wives.

Good day!

[Lysander]

I think that the reason that this BBS failed is because everyone hammered the only slightly funny running jokes into the ground with a hammer and nails. ("The joke is *dead*!" "We'll just use Fenix Down! Keep kickin'!") Especially when this is at the expense of other potentially interesting threads, the BBAS has now gone down to where the only topics that can be posted go like this:

topic about a person's social life

Aardvark: that sucks.

Worm: You suck.

Vitriola: Blow me.

Pinback: I suck.

CO: You do suck.

Knuckles: haha larfo dude jew all sux0rz.

Robb: This BBS sucks. I'm sorry!

Lysander: You keep apologizing for everything. You suck. Also, Lysander is blind LOL!! LOL!!.



Jeff: maggot.

[In the case of Pinback posting a topic about a person's social life, the same steps apply, but in a slightly different order.]

topic about something geeky

Everyone: That's stupid. Shut up.

Jeff: fagot.

Topic about something completely unrelated to BBS life

Jack Straw: Who cares?

Bruce: Your mom.

Knuckles: mY mom was eaten by ermites in a cold, lonely grave but not until after I skullfucked her cold, empty eye sockets!

Pinback: Knuckles is an idiot.

Knuckles: your mom's an idiot.

Jeff: My mom's a maggot.

Vitriola: Blow me.

joke topic

pinback/lyasnder/worm/lex: WTF was that Jesus. Thatwas retarded.

CO/Knuckles: Not as retarded as Lysander not spelling his own name right, stupid fucknog.

Lysander: Oh ya, picking on the blind guy for his spelling, that's really mature. What's next, are you going to go up to a school for the deaf and set off the fire alarm?

Jeff: The fire alarms have flashing lights now, but I suppose you wouldn't know that, you being so fucking *maggot*. And all.

Robb: Jeff, your antics are mildly uncooth. Please cease them.

Jeff: I'll cease my antics when Lysander stops being a fucking maggot.

Nessman: I hate fags! They spread AIDS! As well as several other various Republican talking points!

Jeff: Nessman, why do you have to be so *maggot* on the Republican party? I mean, why is that, really?

Any post by Robb

Lysander: That was a brilliant, hilarious ans awesome post.

Rob: Hey, tha--

Lysander: That said, I am now going to utterly destroy you, with every piece of venomous, cruel hatred I have a capacity to possess. Also, you haven't sent me my fucking masterpieces, asshole.

Aardvark: Hey, yeah, and I'm waiting on my sax!

Rooty: Don't you still have a review of mine to put on the site?

CGG: All of you guys just shut up and wait until Rob finishes teh top 100 games of all time list.

Pinback: This is funny.

Lysander: Hey Robb, you didn't answer my second post. Try getting back to that sometime before you release your next IF game, huh, faggoit?

Chris: How can you post if you can't even see the screen lol LOL LOL!

CO: If you don't stop that I will go down to the daycare center, pick up your kids, and feed each one slowly to a grain thresher, stopping only to cackle maniacally and wipe the excess blood and flying body parts off of my overalls.

Chris: I'm leaving. Forever.

I wrote this months ago.

Allow me to be the first ot say:

fuck j00.

[Worm]

Lysander who the fuck is Jeff?

Robb, I think one thing that you've gotta accept is that whiney maggots are like the rest of us off the Internet. They eventually fade away. While you and I are like some kind of fucking Internet Immortals, while we both will probably keep posting on the Internet after death, some people just aren't lifers.

If I could get that worm clipart without the crap on it, that'd be great. I'd like to use it as a avatar everywhere as I believe it's going to really piss people off. Granted I'm on one board with avatars and my current avatar is :
I'd still like that worm picture.

[Casual Observer]

Knuckles still logs in occasionally so I don't know why he doesn't quit lurking and just come back already.

I guess Ben feels happier just frequenting his own BBS which has, what, three <s>active</s>total users? We should make a point to go harass him over there sometime.

[Casual Observer]

If I could get that worm clipart without the crap on it, that'd be great.

ICJ must have changed the colors:

http://www.eirefirst.com/clipart/gifs/S ... 20Worm.gif

[Worm]

I wish I could have the green one wiped from my mind. It is so horrible.

[Vitriola]

I'd like to point out that I drove off 2 people on my own. Before it became popular.

[pinback]

I don't hate Bruce. I left because of myself. I ran myself off. You need a circular arrow pointing from me to myself. And put some ALIENS in there too, for fun.

[Lysander]

Yes, CO. Let's go make a point to follow someone to his own BBS and harrass him for no actual reason. That's very mature and isn't at all the dumbest fucking thing I've heard you say ever. I seem to be the only person on the BBS who hasn't ran anyone off, so can I be the one to run CO off? Please?

[Worm]

WOOOOAAAAH. Lysander, how long ago did you start that list tag? It all really makes sense now.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Yeah, red was the theme of the evening, so I changed the color in Photoshop.

Also, I deeply regret not using the picture of the Warlords cartridge for Bruce. I actually wrote him a couple months ago but got no reply. I hope he doesn't dislike me. I mean, the rest of you guys, fine, but not ME.

And I have come to the opinion that CO hasn't told anyone (at least as CO) anything that they already didn't need to hear. So there's that.

Vitriola, what ever do you mean? You drove people off? Who?

[Worm]

Those two that follower her here? Her one lady friend and that guy who was in love with her?

So, can I get the original worm you did(in red, but without the red line over him)?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Those two that follower her here? Her one lady friend and that guy who was in love with her?

So, can I get the original worm you did(in red, but without the red line over him)?

She meant Walrustitty and Violet.

Though JQW posts fairly regularly now. I don't know why Violet left.

Yes, you can have that image, in red. When I get home I will attach it.

[Debaser]

I don't claim to get half of this, but that red four-leafed clover is effed up. Like Worm was in the St. Patrick's day parade and suddenly decided to go on a horrific killing spree.

Also, I regret not having the opportunity to actually drive anyone off of here. Maybe my complete failure to MAN UP when we were trying to get that Hugocomp going drove Roody into a spiraling fit of dissilluisionment and despair that eventually drove him to stop porting entirely. I can hold to that dream.

[Worm]

I don't know why Violet left.

I could swear I was IMing her when I could still remember to visit groucho.org, so hell, Let's just paste worm.gif on her graphic too.

[Lysander]

Yeah, I somehow managed to accidentally turn on the list tag when I was posting. I got hte start but not the end of the tag. Fixed! Dynamically!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Yeah, I somehow managed to accidentally turn on the list tag when I was posting. I got hte start but not the end of the tag. Fixed! Dynamically!

For the record I don't think you've driven anyone off. At least if you had, that person was a prick. You can't help how your messages look. If I thought it a message needed more line breaks, I'd just insert them.

I appreciate your contributions.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I don't claim to get half of this, but that red four-leafed clover is effed up. Like Worm was in the St. Patrick's day parade and suddenly decided to go on a horrific killing spree.

Worm, I am going to talk about you like you're not here. I think that college has done WONDERS for Worm. I'm really glad he's attending. I know he's into some bizarre shit, but I think that just people around other people has socialized him in a happy and healthy way.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Worm, let me know if you want me to shrink this down to avatar-size.

[Worm]

I can manage that. I just didn't want to have to fuss to get that exact shade of red.