That's right, Jolt Country friends! Gather the family, we're all going to play "What Number Am I Thinking Of."
I take issue to the television show for offering cash to people without testing their skills in absolutely any way, however I can't deny the inherent excitement in watching people squirm and shout as sexy ladies open suitcases.
So, why do I hate the idea of the home version? Well, I don't think they can fit too many sexy ladies in that box, and I'm also fairly certain it doesn't spit out real money. So what, then, is the point? Monopoly can make some kids smarter. Battleship, Guess Who, Yahtzee, Scrabble: these games take skill, and playing them will make kids smarter. The only thing a home version of Deal or No Deal can do is make kids feel like playing the lottery, and everybody knows how retarded that is.
You know, I take it back. I hate the television show, too. I say replace it with a show called "Here's Some Money. Do Anything -Anything At All- to Earn It."
