There is a thread on Something Awful which is along the lines of, "remake games from today for classic systems." It was instantly savaged by a bunch of fucktards who have never seen an Atari 2600 game in their entire lives and told the thread stater to "go back to Fark" and so forth. So as the trolls won and it has no chance of surprising you all as an SA "Photoshop Phriday" feature, I present my entry.
This is Icewind Dale II for... your ATARI 2600 VCS.