Jolt Country

There is a thread on Something Awful which is along the lines of, "remake games from today for classic systems." It was instantly savaged by a bunch of fucktards who have never seen an Atari 2600 game in their entire lives and told the thread stater to "go back to Fark" and so forth. So as the trolls won and it has no chance of surprising you all as an SA "Photoshop Phriday" feature, I present my entry.

This is Icewind Dale II for... your ATARI 2600 VCS.

LOL!

I don't even know what Icewind Dale II looks like, but it's still funny!

(I bet if I did know what it looks like, I would think it was even funnier!)

Hey, you should try to get a comparable screenshot from the actual version, for extra funny-nosity.

ASCII and ye shall RECEIVEY

Jesus Christ, at least in the 2600 version you can tell what the hell is going on.