Jolt Country

Here is the new trajectory for the New Jolt Country Dot Com in the coming year, which came to me in a brainwave during the Level 9 thread.

The secret password is verbal abuse.

Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Will this be before or after you get around to fixing our above-range microwave/vent fan/light that has been broken since Christmas Eve?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:chocolate-assed fuckers

Don't let Finsternis hear about this, he'll be all over this place!!

(Because he's FAT and will EAT THINGS even if they are ASSES covered in CHOCOLATE! GET IT?!?)

You are a nice person, Jonsey, and I enjoy being your friend.

May I suggest 1) A script that bans the IP of anyone who isn't on a safe list, who actually tries posting and 2) A script that moves their thread to a designated forum?

Vitriola wrote:Will this be before or after you get around to fixing our above-range microwave/vent fan/light that has been broken since Christmas Eve?

after

pinback wrote:You are a nice person, Jonsey, and I enjoy being your friend.

I called one of the cats "chocolate ass" because he has a big butt. For a cat.

Dayna said that having "chocolate ass" means that you created a mess, like, from that end, and the visual I was creating. I didn't want it to be that, in that case. But I did for the BBS post.

That's all. Food was only tangential to the discussion.

Anonymous wrote:May I suggest 1) A script that bans the IP of anyone who isn't on a safe list, who actually tries posting

I have no idea what you're talking about. There are exactly two forums on the Internet without restrictive, oppressive moderation, and I run 'em both.

Any chance you might expand on your point? I don't actually give a shit, and there is a zero percent chance you'll actually ever refer to this thread, but I thought I'd throw it out there.

Hey, BobB. Take your Level 9 and cram it until it bleeds where you pee. What the fuck is Level 9 anyway?

Fuck you.

They were a fucking British IF developer in the nineteen-fucking-eighties. They made the Silicon Dreams trilogy, Lords of Time, and Knight Orc.

Fucker.

I'm really not good at this

I hate everything!!

(That includes you!)

=)

I would like to sell you a vial of crack. What's the best way to go about doing this? Just walk up when I see you parked?

Generally, you're going to want to find a nice, secluded street-corner, prop yourself up on a folding chair, and hold a cardboard sign with "FREE KITTENS" scribbled on it in Sharpie.

That's sort of a secret "hood" thing which indicates that you are interested in selling passersby vials of crack.

It is not necessary to actually have kittens with you when you do this.

Unless said kittens are in clear mason jars


That was my Shatner impression




THE
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Here is the new trajectory for the New Jolt Country Dot Com in the coming year, which came to me in a brainwave during the Level 9 thread.

The secret password is verbal abuse.

Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Hey the dictionary called, they want the adjectives section back you fucking blowhard.

Anonymous wrote:May I suggest 1) A script that bans the IP of anyone who isn't on a safe list, who actually tries posting and 2) A script that moves their thread to a designated forum?

WHY DONT WE ALL JUST DIAL IN AND WRITE MESSAGES ONE AT A TIME WHILE WE ARE IT YOU FUCKING maggot?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: The secret password is verbal abuse.

Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Finnaly a show for me, A SHOW FOR ME!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Every day will be June 23rd!!