Jolt Country

I. CAN'T. STAY. CONNECTED.

I am getting a new router anyway, so I am going to get one that does ONE thing and does it well: LETS ME STAY CONNECTED.

(flips keyboard)
(strokes chin)

What happened here was that Pinner (China) was attacking me through the Pacific. I placed all my dudes in the Atlantic.

Also, note me saying, "Ha ha, he dropped!" before realizing that the game had dropped ME.

Anyway, I bought the game ($15 through Steam) so if you want to play as a demo some night, Kat, feel free. I know that Worm and hygraed have it - not sure about ChainGangGuy??

I can next play on Wednesday if that works for anyone.

I just need to disable some stupid crap on my router for next time I think.

NEXT WEDNESDAY IS DEFCON NITE 3, with the following provisions:

1. Robb has to get his fucking network straight.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What happened here was that Pinner (China) was attacking me through the Pacific. I placed all my dudes in the Atlantic.

If the T-Rex was real, he would be chomping my boats!

The router I want is a hundred bucks on Newegg. ($92, I think?) I need to look at my bills for next month, but this should be doable.

I am up for $210 because I ran a red light coming back from an arcade moving party a couple weekends ago. Two bills for running a red light, sort of! The cop was HOT, too. Easily the finest female office I've ever seen. I am thinking of contesting it just to see if she'll show up at the hearing.

But then I realize that I am sure every single red-blooded male she has ever pulled over in her career has thought the same thing, so what's the point. What's the point of anything?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What's the point of anything?

Okay, DEFCON NITE 3 now has the following two provisions:

1. Robb must have gotten a new router.

2. Robb must not have used the router to electrocute himself in a bathtub.

Man, the night after Defcon Night one (which was mainly TF2 for me) I woke up the next day and drove five hours straight. I have to start training a guy tomorrow and continue thursday and friday. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'll see you on 4.

NEXT Wednesday, you FUCK.

Also, if Robb gets his shit straight, we can actually try for a Labor Day Defcon Day, but I'm sure you all have lives, and won't just be sitting at home feeding dogs and playing Defcon all day.

Oh rub it in, Douchebag.

Hey, at least you'll be a spending it with a great guy!

My own girl "douchebagged" me?



...

I feel as if my whole life makes sense now.

Only when it's fitting :)

Sorry. That was me up there. I guess now I'M the douche bag.

Ben, you have been at your least douchebaggy while playing Defcon. As someone who is much, much better at the game than I am, I don't know how you manage to stop constantly talking shit.