I have one of these Atari reto crystal usb joysticks.

It's ok. it works fairly well and a lot better than my sidewinder gamepad, plus, you know, it's Atari shaped and it glows blue.
But it also has an Atari joystick mushy feel to it. I opened it up and saw how the contacts worked, meh.
'BUT WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT?' you ask?
Well, remember when I took a slick stick and replaced the analog metal-to-metal contact points with actual microswitches? I still have those microswitches. And the circuit board for the Crystal Classic already has extra solder points, just in case someone wants to hack it. Someone like me. I'll document this with photos as I go so everyone can see exactly when I brick...heh, I mean, sucessfully modify my joystick for pinpoint digital control.
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ALWAYS SOMETHING
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