This Is The Super Hexagon Thread

by **RetroR** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:51 pm

Wanted to reconfirm that I'm still doing this and that it still bugs her.

I'm going to hell.

by **RetroRomper** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:15 am

Why I'm a terrible human being: the woman who voices the announcements for Super Hexagon is currently the fiancee of one of my best friends. At this point we love her dearly, but whenever I talk to or hang around her, I suddenly feel like playing the game, with the catch being that hearing her own voice bugs her.

Do I play anyway? Yes... Yes I do.

This is why I'm a horrible person.

--Retro

by **Flack** » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:01 pm

I just discovered that someone ported this game to the C64. Trying it now.

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by **RetroRomper** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:52 am

Difficulty - Time

HEXAGON - 41:77
HEXAGONER - 34:51
HEXAGONEST: 31:26

Switched to a joystick for my last attempt at HEXAGONEST and obviously noticed a marked difference in my score. Conclusion? Binary states such as keyboard arrow keys are horrible with this game even if you beat the six quadrants into your head. Pressure attuned switches such as a PS3 controller work wonders (its more precise in its own fashion).

Would actually pay for this game if it were released on iOS just to see how it would play with a touch interface.

by **pinback** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:34 pm

71:22 is the 4515th best time worldwide on HEXAGON difficulty.

by **pinback** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:33 pm

71:22 EAT MY FUCK SHIT COCK

by **pinback** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:44 pm

And I will send you an extra $5 if you can come up with proof that you beat 10 seconds on any level.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:49 pm

Paul, what is your Steam account name? As your gift for being the Jolt Country Post of the Cool, I will send you a copy of Super Hexagon.

by **pinback** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:55 am

The main "flaw" with Super Hexagon is that there are a finite level of patterns it throws at you. It's still incredibly hard, but I can see becoming unbeatable at it if you're able to memorize all of the patterns and train yourself to react accordingly.

That would take a very, very long time because it's so goddamn fast and difficult, but the lack of truly randomized patterns may limit the shelf-life of the game.

Do you think that's a flaw, or a feature, allowing people to progress as they learn the patterns?

What's better, a McRib or a Banquet Pork Patty Dinner?

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:24 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Don't get me wrong, I still don't want to see an 11-line post from him

I'm sorry, as you noted, I was on a roll. Certified Asshole Pinback (that's his new title) got me so upset I forgot the line limit.

I'd also like to note that when composing messages, sometimes what is shows as 10 lines in preview is rendered at display time as more than 10.

Sincerely, Commander Tdarcos.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:37 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:Also, the NAME OF THE GAME is in the TITLE OF THE THREAD.

Are your BEEFY PORK FINGERS SO GODDAMN GREASY AND WIDE that you CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE?
You are a certified asshole, you fucking piece of garbage. I gave a simple, polite question, to which your only response is to throw ad-hominem insults at me. You don't deserve the level of respect I give to a wet wipe when I use it to wipe the shit off my ass.

I don't need to be treated this way and it's clear that you've gone over the edge from being a miserable bastard to a worthless asshole. I can't see how your wife can stand you; she must either be a saint from heaven that you don't deserve, or someone so clueless that she doesn't realize how horrible you are. I'm thinking the latter.

And if you think I'm being mean, as bad as you feel, then realize, that's how badly you just treated me, and you did it for no reason. Just to be an insulting bastard.

Again, Commander Tdarcos is 100% correct. I have upgraded him to... Jolt Country Poster of the WEEK.

My other 2013 improvement is that I am going to spend the year being as good a friend to Commander Tdarcos as I possibly can. Don't get me wrong, I still don't want to see an 11-line post from him, but I shall otherwise support him when he is correct, in the right and in the know.

Tdarcos, you are on a roll!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:35 pm

And would you care to explain exactly HOW THE FUCK I'm supposed to know a time quoted with a colon represents seconds and fraction? EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DISPLAY OF TIME, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, shows a time with a colon to mean minutes and seconds.

Commander Tdarcos is correct here.

Commander, due to being right about this, I give you the December 22nd Jolt Country ... Post Of the Day!

by **Flack** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:13 pm

Careful Pinback, keep it up and TDarcos will quit the forum forever ... again.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:14 pm

Seriously, though, what's your best time?

by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:06 pm

pinback wrote:Also, the NAME OF THE GAME is in the TITLE OF THE THREAD.

Are your BEEFY PORK FINGERS SO GODDAMN GREASY AND WIDE that you CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE?

You are a certified asshole, you fucking piece of garbage. I gave a simple, polite question, to which your only response is to throw ad-hominem insults at me. You don't deserve the level of respect I give to a wet wipe when I use it to wipe the shit off my ass.

I don't need to be treated this way and it's clear that you've gone over the edge from being a miserable bastard to a worthless asshole. I can't see how your wife can stand you; she must either be a saint from heaven that you don't deserve, or someone so clueless that she doesn't realize how horrible you are. I'm thinking the latter.

And if you think I'm being mean, as bad as you feel, then realize, that's how badly you just treated me, and you did it for no reason. Just to be an insulting bastard.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:05 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote: Would you mind informing the rest of us clueless people what game this is from, and whether this is a good time, I mean, for solving all of Portal, 34:44 would be excellent. For finishing a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, not so much.
Those are SECONDS, you MOUND. THIRTY FOUR SECONDS.
And would you care to explain exactly HOW THE FUCK I'm supposed to know a time quoted with a colon represents seconds and fraction?

Well, I guess you make a good point. Except the TITLE OF THE THREAD IS "THE SUPER HEXAGON THREAD", which would make a normal-functioning non-blob of a wreck of a so-called "adult" think, "Huh, I'm not sure what Super Hexagon is, so before I start mouthing off in this fucking thread, maybe I should do FIFTEEN SECONDS OF RESEARCH and figure out what it is!"

But you didn't do that. And you will never do that. Because you are a mound who ruins everything he touches.

by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:58 pm

pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:LEVEL: HEXAGON
TIME: 34:44

FUCK YOU
Would you mind informing the rest of us clueless people what game this is from, and whether this is a good time, I mean, for solving all of Portal, 34:44 would be excellent. For finishing a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, not so much.
Those are SECONDS, you MOUND. THIRTY FOUR SECONDS.

And would you care to explain exactly HOW THE FUCK I'm supposed to know a time quoted with a colon represents seconds and fraction? EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DISPLAY OF TIME, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, shows a time with a colon to mean minutes and seconds.

If you had written 34.44 then it would be reasonable to expect it to mean seconds. EVERYONE ELSE, EVERYWHERE USES AA:BB to mean AA minutes, BB seconds. NOBODY, ANYWHERE, uses AA:BB to mean AA seconds, BB hundredths of a second, that's what AA.BB is for.

Again, you've just increased the proof that you're a worse asshole than I am.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:58 pm

pinback wrote:69:54 EAT A SHIT FUCK COCK

69:54 is the 5038th best time worldwide.

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:57 pm

69:54 EAT A SHIT FUCK COCK

by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:53 pm

Also, the NAME OF THE GAME is in the TITLE OF THE THREAD.

Are your BEEFY PORK FINGERS SO GODDAMN GREASY AND WIDE that you CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE?

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