Da King's List of Ways To Not Get Shot By The Police.
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Da King's List of Ways To Not Get Shot By The Police.
Another person has been shot by the police. Another community is in outrage over it.
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/30/nx-s1-50 ... -nyah-mway
Now, I get it. Yes there are bad cops out there. Sure, there are racist cops out there. Yes, there needs to be accountability. We cant have a society where the police are allowed to walk around shooting random people.
So I would like to present...
Da King's List of Ways To Not Get Shot By The Police.
1. Do not commit crimes.
2. Do not run away from the police when they are questioning you.
3. Do not carry a BB gun that looks like a Glock and takes removable cartridges, like a real 9mm gun.
4. Do not display that gun to the police when they are chasing you.
Honestly, do ANY of these things, and you probably dont get shot. If you do all 4 of these things, you are making a series of bad choices.
I dont want to blame a 13 year old for making bad choices. That is 5 years younger than my kid, and 13 year olds are incredibly stupid. Is it fair to blame the parents? Maybe. Is it fair to blame the rathole of a city named "Utica"? Probably. Kids have nothing else to do there. Is it fair to blame the police? Nope. They were put in a bad situation, and this kind of shit needs to stop.
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/30/nx-s1-50 ... -nyah-mway
Now, I get it. Yes there are bad cops out there. Sure, there are racist cops out there. Yes, there needs to be accountability. We cant have a society where the police are allowed to walk around shooting random people.
So I would like to present...
Da King's List of Ways To Not Get Shot By The Police.
1. Do not commit crimes.
2. Do not run away from the police when they are questioning you.
3. Do not carry a BB gun that looks like a Glock and takes removable cartridges, like a real 9mm gun.
4. Do not display that gun to the police when they are chasing you.
Honestly, do ANY of these things, and you probably dont get shot. If you do all 4 of these things, you are making a series of bad choices.
I dont want to blame a 13 year old for making bad choices. That is 5 years younger than my kid, and 13 year olds are incredibly stupid. Is it fair to blame the parents? Maybe. Is it fair to blame the rathole of a city named "Utica"? Probably. Kids have nothing else to do there. Is it fair to blame the police? Nope. They were put in a bad situation, and this kind of shit needs to stop.
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That is a fucked up and stupid situation altogether.
Kid made extremely stupid actions but then you shoot him AFTER multiple officers have him tackled? Someone sounds a little trigger happpy
Kid made extremely stupid actions but then you shoot him AFTER multiple officers have him tackled? Someone sounds a little trigger happpy
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It makes the 13 year olds who did NOT do #1-4 able to move on and procreate, thus assuring an evolutionary advantage over the number of 13 year olds that did (or will) do #1-4. Of course it will take thousands of years for any visible changes to appear in the fossil record so patience is needed on our part.
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How realistic is this BB gun?
Did his mom put it on Offerup?
Did his mom put it on Offerup?
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5. Do not instinctively grab your shorts while being forced to crawl towards a police Officer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OflGwyWcft8
6. Do not legally own, carry, or touch a gun when confronting a suspected burglar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuLFiTCA2pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVK_pp43Hg8
7. Do not live in the United States.
https://www.inquest.org.uk/fatal-police-shootings
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... -countries
8. Do not own a blind and deaf 13 lb dog.
https://aldf.org/article/lawsuit-filed- ... -missouri/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OflGwyWcft8
6. Do not legally own, carry, or touch a gun when confronting a suspected burglar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuLFiTCA2pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVK_pp43Hg8
7. Do not live in the United States.
https://www.inquest.org.uk/fatal-police-shootings
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... -countries
8. Do not own a blind and deaf 13 lb dog.
https://aldf.org/article/lawsuit-filed- ... -missouri/
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The situation is completely avoidable the followed ANY of suggestions 1, 2 OR 3.Jizaboz wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2024 9:31 pm Kid made extremely stupid actions but then you shoot him AFTER multiple officers have him tackled? Someone sounds a little trigger happpy
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Picture available here. https://www.wifr.com/2024/06/30/officer ... olice-say/
Pretty fucking realistic, especially in the dark, when law enforcement is expected to make a snap decision.
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First off, your first point is moot because these children didn't commit any crimes. Where did you even pull that information from? "Gun" or not though, some dumbass Cop decided that a RESTRAINED CHILD BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE was supposedly enough of a threat that an aimed shot in the chest was called for.
If your decision making process puts the capability of A CHILD armed or not against three fully armed and armored trained Police Officers as enough of a threat to aimbot him in the chest, you are in the wrong.
Let me also reiterate this one more time: the child HADN'T COMMITTED A CRIME.
If any of those dead eyed meat popsicles are able to walk back into the station and not receive immediate commendation by their colleagues for murdering an innocent child, that is officially bullshit. Those aren't men, those are assholes who are so incompetent that they shouldn't even be legally allowed access to a water pistol.
If your decision making process puts the capability of A CHILD armed or not against three fully armed and armored trained Police Officers as enough of a threat to aimbot him in the chest, you are in the wrong.
Let me also reiterate this one more time: the child HADN'T COMMITTED A CRIME.
If any of those dead eyed meat popsicles are able to walk back into the station and not receive immediate commendation by their colleagues for murdering an innocent child, that is officially bullshit. Those aren't men, those are assholes who are so incompetent that they shouldn't even be legally allowed access to a water pistol.
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The children were being questioned because they matched the description of two suspects who had just committed a burglary.(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆゚.*・。゚ wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:28 pm First off, your first point is moot because these children didn't commit any crimes.
Any my point is NOT moot at all.
Don't commit a crime. (Maybe they did, maybe they didn't).
Dont run away from the cops when they say they are going to frisk you. (They did.)
Dont carry a BB gun that looks like a legit 9mm gun. (They did.)
Don't do ANY of those three things, and the kid is still alive.
What are you questioning?Where did you even pull that information from?
The kid displayed the gun to the cop as he was being chased. The puts the cop in a position to make a split second decision on the next step. Bad shit happens when people are put in that position."Gun" or not though, some dumbass Cop decided that a RESTRAINED CHILD BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE was supposedly enough of a threat that an aimed shot in the chest was called for.
That is irrelevant. He ran from cops during an investigation and display something that looked like a real 9mm gun.Let me also reiterate this one more time: the child HADN'T COMMITTED A CRIME.
DONT DO THAT SHIT AND YOU LIVE.
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The truly scary thought in this thread is how normalized Da King's views are regarding the police and how the assumption of guilt justifies a literal death sentence.
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People simply disagreeing with you shouldn’t be scary in the least. He didn’t agree with the one detail I pointed out either but it’s not like I give a shit.(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆゚.*・。゚ wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 8:09 pm The truly scary thought in this thread is how normalized Da King's views are regarding the police and how the assumption of guilt justifies a literal death sentence.
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What do you think should happen if someone points a realistic (or real) firearm at a police officer?(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆゚.*・。゚ wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 8:09 pm The truly scary thought in this thread is how normalized Da King's views are regarding the police and how the assumption of guilt justifies a literal death sentence.
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The TRULY scary thought in this head is that you think that point of this is to say it's OK to kill kids. Never once did I say that.(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆゚.*・。゚ wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 8:09 pm The truly scary thought in this thread is how normalized Da King's views are regarding the police and how the assumption of guilt justifies a literal death sentence.
I am simply pointing out all of the decisions that one can make to keep oneself OUT of that position.
There were several decisions that the kid could have made before the police had to make a single decision, and any of those would have kept him out of harm's way.
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I believe he was thinking himself a a bad-ass because he had a piece on him, even if it was a bb gun.
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I recall a while back maybe after the Trevon Martin shooting some fucking idiot talking about “non black parents don’t have to have THE TALK with their kids to keep from being killed by cops.” Excuse me? What?
I most certainly was given “the talk” as a teen and it didn’t even prevent me from nearly being shot by a state trooper at age 18.
I most certainly was given “the talk” as a teen and it didn’t even prevent me from nearly being shot by a state trooper at age 18.
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Wow, story please please please.Jizaboz wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 6:57 pmI most certainly was given “the talk” as a teen and it didn’t even prevent me from nearly being shot by a state trooper at age 18.
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My kids know DAMN STRAIGHT that if they are engaged by a cop, you move very slowly, talk very clearly, and do exactly what they ask.Jizaboz wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 6:57 pm I recall a while back maybe after the Trevon Martin shooting some fucking idiot talking about “non black parents don’t have to have THE TALK with their kids to keep from being killed by cops.” Excuse me? What?
I most certainly was given “the talk” as a teen and it didn’t even prevent me from nearly being shot by a state trooper at age 18.
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