The JonBenet mystery thread

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

You have trolled me into submission.

[AArdvark]

Well I just now read the Wiki article on this, having never, ever paid any attention to it before. It's pretty sloppy police work at the house, but they thought it wad a kidnapping at first. The ransom note was written in the house, with a first draft, on their own stationery? That sounds like a cover up. Since little sister was getting all the attention, big brother got mad and gave her what-for and the parents thought she was dead.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

He thought his sister was getting too much attention so he decided to kill her on Christmas Eve?

[AArdvark]

Holiday stress. Could happen to anyone. She prolly went: 'nyah nyah, im prettier than you and every body loves me more'

And big brother let out Teh Rage!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Where did they get a stun gun?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

There is a single new theory I am maybe going to read about.

- It was an intruder
- John and Patsy assumed Burke killed her
- She starts writing the letter
- It turns out Burke had nothing to do with it

I don't prefer this: you don't let your kid out of your sight the next day all day, if you think he did it, but it might explain the closeness of the handwriting of the note.

We'll see. I'll update this thread.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

The Boulder, CO police are on their way to put a giant handcuff around Patsy's tombstone for it.

It's not often I go "Jesus Christ" at my own message. Jesus Christ!

[Jizaboz]

I'm surprised I never shared this GWAR song on the topic here..



It's fucked up but I do enjoy the riffs and the narrative of Dave (Oderous) is trying to help her, then declared vengeance for her father doing terrible things to her and killing her lol.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Her father lost 2 of his daughters, one to a car accident, one to murder. And these sadfuck "Gwar" fucks are laughing at him?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

LAUGHING at him???

[Jizaboz]

Her father lost 2 of his daughters, one to a car accident, one to murder. And these sadfuck "Gwar" fucks are laughing at him?

They DID, yes. Though 2 of the people in that album cover are dead now. RIP Dave. You were a blast to party with.

GWAR were basically my anti-heroes in my late teens through my 20s. They also laughed at (and decapitated with props) all politicians, the pope, Jesus, etc. On the same album there is a song called "Sammy"; a nearly 7 minute song about the corpse of Sammie Davis Jr, the "Satanic Black Jew." They were not exactly a people pleasing group, and have since become rather unfunny, unentertaining and way more paid since Dave died.

[pinback]

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Boy, Gwar so was edgy!

[Da King]

I remember being a teenager, and (somehow) getting an offer for a free copy of the debut album (EP?) of some new gimmicky heavy band.

A tape by "GWAR" came in the mail!

I listened to it once. My god was it awful.

I wonder if that tape would be worth some $$$$ now. :(

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Gwar can eat a dick in this thread! How would they like it if Patsy Ramsey accused Bill Gwar of murder?

[Jizaboz]

Lol

And yes, that tape would probably be worth around 200$ today.

[Da King]

And yes, that tape would probably be worth around 200$ today.

:(