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I don't feel good about this one named Spike as it already has a website that spoilerizes its fate.

Oh, also, that snake is deformed and hideous.
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That snake appears to have two sets of teeth, one at both ends. It's staring itself down.

Please to explain.
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pinback wrote:That snake appears to have two sets of teeth, one at both ends. It's staring itself down.
It's a question of who will blink first!
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Post by Vitriola »

I'm wearing a black shirt in every goddamn picture. I wore a black shirt 3 times this week. I really want colors.

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Vitriola wrote:I'm wearing a black shirt in every goddamn picture. I wore a black shirt 3 times this week. I really want colors.
It must be something about message boards....my wife also has an inordinate amount of black clothing.

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A day without black clothing is like a day without sunshine! :)

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I accidentally got bleach on the last shirt in the series, and got rid of both the black velvet shirt that would not cling where I wanted it to cling and the goth spider mesh shirt because I didn't want there to be any incidents resulting in Robb reinjuring his knee running away the first time I walked into a room wearing it.

I have like 12 left.

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Post by chris »

"Goth spider mesh shirt"?

POST PICTURES PLEASE!

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It's like this pattern, except a high-neck short-sleeve shirt, and I have nipples.

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Good point Bobby!

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Vitriola wrote:and I have nipples.
All together now.....

POST PICTURES PLEASE!

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chris wrote:
Vitriola wrote:and I have nipples.
All together now.....

POST PICTURES PLEASE!
chris, I will sell you a shirt she *wore* for three hundred dollars.
Good point Bobby!

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What was that poster with the nude girl wearing the python? Cold you please have RobB take a few like that and post them here?


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Vitriola wrote:I have nipples.
POST PICTURES PLEASE.

Bruce

EDIT: shit. I guess I shoulda read all the way to the bottom.

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bruce wrote:
Vitriola wrote:They just like to wander up shirtsleeves and behind sofa cushions.
And down French Horns. My wife lost one that way once. She discovered it at the stadium several days later. Ick.

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I don't mean to go all "Memories of Bruce," but this one did not stick until now. HahahhHAHA!!!
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Spike has gone to be an educational snake with a very nice woman in Colorado Springs, which opened up a slot for...a PET. Not a foster animal, but a permanent teeny tiny addition to the family that Spock would really, really like to catch and eat. Here's Sarek, the leopard gecko:

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I would one day like to name another creature. Instead of just RPG characters. :(
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Post by AArdvark »

Ok, we STILL have not seen human female nipples in a Stevie Nicks stage costume. Please to adorn them with the reptile of your choice. Why is it neccessary to name the lizard after a Star Trek character?

I heard that you can automatically save fifteen percent on car insurance just by having the lizard on your nipples when you post the forthcoming photos


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Frankie has also gone to Colorado Springs for a month or so, and, unable to wait for her return, Cesar has joined the cast. Cesar was a foster whose family did not want to adopt, so they returned him. He never made it to a tank at the shelter, he went straight to L201.

He hasn't eaten in a week or so.

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LOL!

Can we call that picture a game, and just put it on the Top 100 list, just to get it going?

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