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Ice Cream Jonsey
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:34 pm
I don't feel good about this one named Spike as it already has a website that spoilerizes its
fate .
Oh, also, that snake is deformed and hideous.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
pinback
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by pinback » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:46 pm
That snake appears to have two sets of teeth, one at both ends. It's staring itself down.
Please to explain.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
Ice Cream Jonsey
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:00 pm
pinback wrote: That snake appears to have two sets of teeth, one at both ends. It's staring itself down.
It's a question of who will blink first!
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Vitriola
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by Vitriola » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:04 am
I'm wearing a black shirt in every goddamn picture. I wore a black shirt 3 times this week. I really want colors.
chris
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by chris » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:21 am
Vitriola wrote: I'm wearing a black shirt in every goddamn picture. I wore a black shirt 3 times this week. I really want colors.
It must be something about message boards....my wife also has an inordinate amount of black clothing.
Carolina Bunky
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by Carolina Bunky » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:02 am
A day without black clothing is like a day without sunshine! :)
Vitriola
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by Vitriola » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:17 am
I accidentally got bleach on the last shirt in the series, and got rid of both the black velvet shirt that would not cling where I wanted it to cling and the goth spider mesh shirt because I didn't want there to be any incidents resulting in Robb reinjuring his knee running away the first time I walked into a room wearing it.
I have like 12 left.
chris
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by chris » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:16 pm
"Goth spider mesh shirt"?
POST PICTURES PLEASE!
Vitriola
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by Vitriola » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:17 pm
It's like
this pattern , except a high-neck short-sleeve shirt, and I have nipples.
Worm
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by Worm » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:32 pm
Good point Bobby!
chris
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by chris » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:22 pm
Vitriola wrote: and I have nipples.
All together now.....
POST PICTURES PLEASE!
Worm
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by Worm » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:30 pm
chris wrote: Vitriola wrote: and I have nipples.
All together now.....
POST PICTURES PLEASE!
chris, I will sell you a shirt she *wore* for three hundred dollars.
Good point Bobby!
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by AArdvark » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:15 pm
What was that poster with the nude girl wearing the python? Cold you please have RobB take a few like that and post them here?
THE
DONT SPREAD DEAD MICE
OVER YORSELF FIRST, THO
AARDVARK
bruce
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by bruce » Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:05 pm
Vitriola wrote: I have nipples.
POST PICTURES PLEASE.
Bruce
EDIT: shit. I guess I shoulda read all the way to the bottom.
Ice Cream Jonsey
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:25 pm
bruce wrote: Vitriola wrote: They just like to wander up shirtsleeves and behind sofa cushions.
And down French Horns. My wife lost one that way once. She discovered it at the stadium several days later. Ick.
Bruce
I don't mean to go all "Memories of Bruce," but this one did not stick until now. HahahhHAHA!!!
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by Vitriola » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:33 pm
Spike has gone to be an educational snake with a very nice woman in Colorado Springs, which opened up a slot for...a PET. Not a foster animal, but a permanent teeny tiny addition to the family that Spock would really, really like to catch and eat. Here's Sarek, the leopard gecko:
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:41 pm
I would one day like to name another creature. Instead of just RPG characters. :(
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by AArdvark » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:11 pm
Ok, we STILL have not seen human female nipples in a Stevie Nicks stage costume. Please to adorn them with the reptile of your choice. Why is it neccessary to name the lizard after a Star Trek character?
I heard that you can automatically save fifteen percent on car insurance just by having the lizard on your nipples when you post the forthcoming photos
THE
MUST BE
THE BOOZE TALKING
AARDVARK
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by Vitriola » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:22 pm
Frankie has also gone to Colorado Springs for a month or so, and, unable to wait for her return, Cesar has joined the cast. Cesar was a foster whose family did not want to adopt, so they returned him. He never made it to a tank at the shelter, he went straight to L201.
He hasn't eaten in a week or so.
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by pinback » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:25 pm
LOL!
Can we call that picture a game, and just put it on the Top 100 list, just to get it going?