LOL!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:50 pm

Lysander wrote:WOnderful. So, plan on getting back to the other shit I said in this thread, oh, sometime in the next metazoic age?

Did you reiterate your strongest points in this one?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:53 pm

I remember reitterating that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I got a little fuzzy on the rest of the details.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Worm wrote:Fuck, you're forty years old, okay, we motherfucking GET IT! MK had three memorable characters if you don't count the palette switch?
Raiden and Johnny Cage were also memorable. Raiden because he was preposterous and Cage because he punched people in the gob. You'll note that I do NOT say that Lui Kang was memorable. He was just an average Asian fellow. He would have fit in perfectly in Street Fighter. Forgettable.

So, uh, five then? I remember Sagat(scar), M.Bison(hitler), Vega(homosexual), Ryu(The original cliche), Ken(looked just like the original cliche), Dhalism(limbs, made you think yoga might be cool), Blanka(Green). Yeah, others really didn't hang on. I mean I can barely remember any of the people from Third Strike or the Alpha series.

But these characters were discussed in a court of law. You have old Joe Lieberman expounding on the evil of the "rip the spine out guy," who everyone knows. I mean, be honest... you can shout out in a room of people tangentially interested in video games something like "GET OVER HERE!!!" and they will know what you're talking about. I just posted a thread in response to a dipshit ESPN anchor letting loose with a "FINISH HIM!" Mortal Kombat, like it or not, has become part of the culture. A small part, don't get me wrong, but it's nevertheless there. The people who like SF2 better are seeing this happen going, "But... but... noooo, Street Fighter is SUPERIOR!" Yeah, well, sorry but your guy lost. LOST. Sega and Nintendo weren't going to court over Street Fighter.

Mortal Kombat can have its piece of 'culture' because SF2 is part of video game 'culture' and that's the only one I can give a shit about.

Aren't there games that have nothing but fighting schoolgirls?
In those games the girls are preteen.
I stand corrected. When I am wrong in this thread and its three sisters I will admit it.

Well, just the ones I know of which is mainly the Queen of Hearts series and one based on Card captor Sakura. Almost all school based games feature guys, like Rival Schools for example.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:19 pm

Worm wrote:Almost all school based games feature guys, like Rival Schools for example.

Not if you listen to This guy.

You know, I have this sudden craving for ice-cold lemonade, and I have no idea why.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:09 pm

This topic is funny.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:08 pm

Who the fuck are you?

It was funny before when I was linking the entirety of SHoryuken.com to this thread and watching their bloodpressures explode at Robb's complete lack of understanding on teh subject but, Go's this dude?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:09 pm

Who the fuck are you?

It was funny before when I was linking the entirety of Shoryuken.com to this thread and watching their bloodpressures explode at Robb's complete lack of understanding on the subject but, who's this dude?

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:08 pm

Lysander wrote:Who the fuck are you?

It was funny before when I was linking the entirety of Shoryuken.com to this thread and watching their bloodpressures explode at Robb's complete lack of understanding on the subject but, who's this dude?

How are people losing arguments to you in your own mind when you CAN'T FUCKING SEE. Jones could tell you that Blanka came out in a wheelchair and you'd be forced to agree with him. And even this is secondary to the fact that your messages read like all your keys are shifted three over.

Here's how ridiculous you sound:

Lysander: "{ uyf'' ;[n;yh l[g fgg$$"
Whoever: "Okay, pal... sure you did."
Lysander: "{ T{>!"

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:28 pm

That post was so offensive that I'm not in the least offended by it. GG, man. GG.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:19 pm

i'd just like to mention that RobB never did get back to the first couple of posts I left in this thread. Considering they were the best posts in the entirity of this shitty BBS's history, I find this offensive. It's because I'm blind, isn't it?