Google.com in the style of Rounders [LOGGY]

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:09 pm

(Google ruined their home page again.)

Ice Cream Jonsey: I just - I don't know if you use Google at all.
Pinback: On a DAILY BASIS
Ice Cream Jonsey: I just hate the idea that you were up until 3AM and then you log in...
Ice Cream Jonsey: You go to do a search or something
Ice Cream Jonsey: And then, BOOM
Ice Cream Jonsey: Google to Pinback: HEY PAL HERE'S SOME SHIT YOU DONT WANNA SEE
Ice Cream Jonsey: I just - *I* got in, today. Went to Google.
Ice Cream Jonsey: And I was just frantically clicking on the screen to remove the background.
Pinback: Oh, the new homepage. Yeah, but, I mean, Christ, who actually goes to the Google homepage?
Pinback: Don't we just type ctrl-K and then enter our search terms?
Ice Cream Jonsey: I just, it comes up if ... - well, yes
Pinback: Yes, I am not altogether thrilled with that decision of Google.
Pinback: It seems... so.... UN NYECCESYARY.
Ice Cream Jonsey: PAY THIS MYAN HIS MYONEY
Pinback: SARRRCH THEES MYAN'S SARRRCH TAARMS!
Pinback: THEES BACKGROUND EES NAWT AH-KYAY!!
Ice Cream Jonsey: "And don't splash the homepage."
Pinback: EEN MY BROWSARR I VEEL SPLESH ZEE PAYGE VENEVAR DE FAAAAAAACK I PGLHLEEEZ
Pinback: My main objection is that every single background option they offer makes all of the text links on the page completely illegible.

(At this point we stopped doing impressions of Teddy KGB from "Rounders" and talked about proper things.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:52 pm

I dislike the Google homepage now. I used to enjoy the blankness, It would make me pause and think about what it was that I really wanted to search. Now it's distracting eye-candy. The sort of fluff that can be found on any scatterbrained search engine homepage. I will have to install a Google bar and keep my desktop more blank because of it. BASTARDS!

THE
NEVER SAW ROUNDERS BUT KNOW
EXACTLY THE LINES YOU WERE DOING
AARDVARK

(Don and Mike show, eh?)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:23 pm

You need to see Rounders! Now! DROP EVERYTHING!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:50 pm

Seriously. I know I have seen it at least 152 times, which means that everyone else should see it at least 151 times less than me.

lol aardvark never knows whats going on

EDIT: mainly so you will understand that this:

PGLHLEEEZ

is the best part of my impression. The G is important.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:26 am

I guess the imdb plot synopsis wont do it then? Allright, I'll give it a chance.

RealityCheck · Post by **RealityCheck** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:50 am

...the hell? My Google homepage is still a white screen, but the new chat window looks like a horoscope got pasted on there.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:45 pm

The only thing I can assume is that Google has a Chief Shitbag Officer now, whose job is to make stupid decisions that annoy everyone. He's doing a great job.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:13 pm

Man, I wish I had me some Oreos right now!

THE
SPLASH ZE POT
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:28 pm

The oreos can be your tell as well, Vark!