Apparently more drinking due to more affordable wines has caused a worldwide shortage of wine. This may mean that we see higher prices or some people might not be able to get wine in the near future.
Bottle of wine, true to the vine
Now you gonna make me get sober?
Leave me alone, let me go home
Let me start drinking all over.
Given the general rise in expenses and fall in the typical standard of living, the future ain't what it used to be.
Don't worry, there will be enough woozy grape juice to go around. Not like we have to hoard our bottles of reisling or anything. Plus I would pay an extra couple bucks to my local vintners to keep them afloat so they can keep me afloat.
I can't wait until my mad skillz are in high demand. Then I can quit this stupid IT career and make my living being what I've always wanted to be, a drunken moonshining hillbilly.