I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

[Casual Observer]

Good riddance!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Ooh, so he wasn't dead when you posted him, he was going to get killed later in the day? That's BOLD. You knew you had more time than that man and called your shot while he was still alive to see it. Maybe we can also send him a cooking video!

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I'm confused, he said he was gonna die in April. So what is this? Paul is THAT confident he'll be around to see this guy fry?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Whoa, April! I thought it was a "December 31st" execution. A bookkeeping sort of thing for the state before they start the new fiscal year.

April. APRIL? I wonder if they avoid executing prisoners on April 1st. That's got to suck. Nobody believed that Mitch Hedberg was truly dead until like Memorial Day when he went on April 1st. The entire day the prisoner knows that someone is going to tell him the governor called and that right afterwards they are going to say "April Fools!"

[AArdvark]

Damn, I did the same thing.with Ron Jeremy and he pulled through. He wasn't on death row or anything

[Tdarcos]

Whoa, April! I thought it was a "December 31st" execution.

According to the Death Penalty Information Center, all 4 prisoners scheduled for execution in December 2018 have been.

2019 Schedule

• January
• 9 OH Elwood Hubert Jones — RESCHEDULED
• 15 TX Blaine Milam
• 30 TX Robert Jennings
  February
• 7 AL Dominique Ray
• 13 OH James G. Hanna — RESCHEDULED
• 13 OH Warren K. Henness
• 28 TX Billie Wayne Coble
  March
• 20 OH Archie J. Dixon — RESCHEDULED
• 28 TX Patrick Murphy
  April
• 11 TX Mark Robertson
• 17 OH Jeffrey A. Wogenstahl
• 24 TX John William King <- This is the guy I picked
  May
• 2 TX Dexter Johnson
• 16 TN Donnie Edward Johnson
• 29 OH Timothy J. Hoffner — RESCHEDULED
• 29 OH Cleveland Jackson
  June
• 5 OH Alva Campbell — DIED 3/3/18
  July
• 10 OH Kareem M. Jackson
  August
• 15 TN Stephen Michael West
• 14 OH Gregory Lott
  September
• 18 OH Douglas Coley — RESCHEDULED
  October
• 10 TN Charles Walton Wright
• 17 OH James Frazier — RESCHEDULED
• 23 OH Jason Dean — DATE REMOVED
• 17 OH Angelo Fears
  December
• 5 TN Lee Hall Jr.
• 11 OH James Hanna

[Tdarcos]

Ohio cancels execution of Alva Campbell after failing to find vein
Nov. 15, 2017 / 8:56 AM EST / Updated Nov. 15, 2017 / 4:55 PM EST
By Tracy Connor

Ohio scrapped the execution of Alva Campbell on Wednesday after failing to find a viable vein for the lethal injection — but the state plans to try again in two years.

Alva Campbell, inmate who survived execution try, dies in Ohio prison
March 3, 2018 / 8:11 PM EST / Updated March 3, 2018 / 8:11 PM EST
By Tracy Connor

An Ohio death-row prisoner who survived an execution attempt last year died Saturday after being found unresponsive in his cell.

Alva Campbell, 69, was sentenced to death for murdering 18-year-old Charles Dials during a carjacking after his 1997 escape from custody on armed robbery charges.

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What are you doing? This thread is for PEOPLE WHO DIED. Why did you randomly pick a death-row inmate scheduled to die in almost five entire months?

And then you listed two pages full of--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, Paul?

[ChainGangGuy]

What a fiasco. It's going to be rather odd if Tdarcos outlives the I can't believe Tdarcos outlived thread because he murdered it.

[Flack]

Ooh, so he wasn't dead when you posted him, he was going to get killed later in the day? That's BOLD. You knew you had more time than that man and called your shot while he was still alive to see it. Maybe we can also send him a cooking video!

Right, but... the guy's on death row. It's not like Babe Ruth calling his shot before hitting it. It would be like Ruth calling his shot after hitting the ball.

[Billy Mays]

I support what Paul did here, he set a reasonable goal of outliving some guy who's about to get sparked up by the state in 4 months. Thread topic be damned, we should all be cheering him on with this one.

[Casual Observer]

I support what Paul did here, he set a reasonable goal of outliving some guy who's about to get sparked up by the state in 4 months. Thread topic be damned, we should all be cheering him on with this one.

Only if we can make this a true Deadpool by taking bets about it.

[RetroRomper]

That isn't how any of this works...

[Casual Observer]

That isn't how any of this works...

In reality, I wouldn't put a bet on the idea that dr tacos will die within 4 months. He seems relatively healthy and stable considering. My bet would that he will still be alive!!!

[Flack]

So if we're posting people who will die in the future, can we link the phone book and be done with it?

[Casual Observer]

phone book

Phone book? What the heck is that? Oh, nevermind, I'm not a millinial so I know what that is.

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millinial

[Casual Observer]

Yeah, i don't even want to know how to spell that word.

[RetroRomper]

Robert Kerman, actor best known for playing one of the leads in Cannibal Holocaust.

[RealNC]

Robert Kerman, actor best known for playing one of the leads in Cannibal Holocaust.

I still remember when some people thought it was real. As if the film crew was like "yeah, let's go impale some people instead of using special effects."