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My Arcade - Zoo Keeper
by Ice Cream Jonsey
12/10/07: Zoo Keeper was heavily inspired by Donkey Kong, but in my opinion, it's a better game.
My Arcade - Mr. Do!
by Ice Cream Jonsey
10/1/07: I added Mr. Do! last weekend. I broke it, fixed it and only then was able to actually play it, ha... ah.
The Replay That Changed History
by Pinback
9/24/07: Tiger Woods 2008, for the Xbox 360, is powered by the "Double Slit Experiment" Engine. Apparently.
My Arcade - Xenophobe
by Ice Cream Jonsey
9/11/07: I like reading about other people's home arcades, so I thought I would write something up about mine. I'm starting off with Xenophobe.
Mike Vick vs. Dogs
by Ice Cream Jonsey
8/22/07: You know, I finally beat Front Page Sports Football 98 when Michael Vick was my QB. I beat it like he beats his dogs!
The Day I Was Almost Killed By Hot Sauce
by Pinback
7/14/07: Pinner survived, but at what price?
An Open Letter to Apple
by Lysander
5/7/07: Lysander has some issues with the horrible UI decisions made by Apple, in terms of how they work with screen-readers and such.
NFL Draft Preview
by Ice Cream Jonsey
4/27/07: Yeah, let's skip it for this year.
Large Meals I Have Not Enjoyed
by Knuckles the Clown
1/28/07: Eating at Shaker Heights is like eating at a funeral. You can do it, but everyone is going to stare at you like you're some kind of fucking freak show.
Let's Meet the New Planets
by Ice Cream Jonsey
1/22/07: I actually wrote this before the conference that demoted Pluto. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this blast from the past.
Trash - A Review
by ChainGangGuy
1/18/07: CGG reviews Trash, a direct download real-time strategy game, by Inhuman Games.
Basketball in the Hood
by Knuckles the CLown
11/23/06: The latest adventure of Knuckles the CLown!
How to Install a DVD Firmware Replacement for the Gamecube
by Jack Straw
6/11/06: Jack now tackles the Nintendo Gamecube in this, his Time/Life series on Getting More Out of Your Console.
360... Compromised!
by Jack Straw
5/31/06: Jack cracks open his Xbox 360 and ICJ struggles to exist in a world where an Xbox isn't an enormous console.
The Saddest Song in the World
by Ice Cream Jonsey
5/3/06: Have I told you about the saddest song in the world?
Road Trip to Roswell
by Ice Cream Jonsey
4/25/06: ICJ and Vitriola took a trip to Roswell, NM, home of the alien spacecraft crash.... and here's how it turned out!
Interview with Alex Nicholson
by Robb
4/19/06: Alex Nicholson is a modern-day Vectrex programmer and in this interview he answers a number of questions about his release of Logo for the Vec!
IF Presentation at the Boulder Digital Arts Salon
by Robb
4/9/06: Robb and Paul O'Brian spoke about IF in Boulder last month, now, Robb will do it again.
BBS: The Documentary
by Ice Cream Jonsey
12/25/05: It took ICJ so long to post this that BBSes went belly-up in the meantime.
Messiah Review
by Roody Yogurt
12/4/05: It took ICJ so long to post this that Interplay went belly-up in the meantime.
Dear American People
by Debaser
11/3/04: Debaser's open letter to the American people, after the 2004 US Presidential Election.
Dear American People
by Knuckles the CLown
11/3/04: Knuckles's open letter to the American people, after the 2004 US Presidential Election.
2005 NFL Mock Draft
by Mike Sherwin and Robb Sherwin
4/23/05: Here it is! The best mock draft on the net. Well, the angriest, anyway.
2004 NFL Power Rankings
10/27/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Eight Power Rankings!
10/20/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Seven Power Rankings!
10/13/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Six Power Rankings!
10/6/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Five Power Rankings!
9/29/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Four Power Rankings!
9/22/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Three Power Rankings!
9/15/04: Link: Michael Sherwin's Week Two Power Rankings!
Review: The Distillers -- Coral Fang
by Debaser
4/19/04: Debaser doesn't "know" punk rock... not Biblically, anyway.
Knuckles versus Joe Lieberman
by Knuckles the CLown
2/12/04: In Knuckles's first feature article, he discusses his chance meeting with Democratic Hopeful Joe Lieberman.
Pete Rose
by Mike Sherwin
1/22/04: I got no goddamn idea what's going on in here.
Nile - Vader - Amon Amarth - Kreator - Goatwhore at the Ogden Theatre
by Vitriola and Ice Cream Jonsey
10/18/03: This tag-team review follows a concert at the Ogden Theatre in Denver with a few metal bands.
Craps
by Pinback
8/19/03: I'll be honest, there are a lot of lies on this BBS. You can "bet," however, that everything contained within this piece is the God's honest truth.
Fort Collins Meanstreak Pre-Season Preview
by Mike Sherwin
8/04/03: My brother wrote up an article in the style of one of those pre-season NFL mags for our flag football team. In related news, the term "eyesore" will now be used by your friendly neighborhood system operator on a very regular basis.
2003 Mock Draft
by Ice Cream Jonsey
4/29/03: Who were the winners? Well, the Bengals. The losers? Well, me, because I had guys going in the first round on this thing who actually went in the freaking fourth.
Interactive Fiction Collaboration
by Mike Sousa
2/4/03: Here's a reprint of an article that Mike wrote on rec.arts.int-fiction regarding the team-up he engaged in for the 2001 and 2002 Interactive Fiction Competitions.
Christmas Shopping with the Debaser
by Debaser
12/25/02: 'Tis the season to be jolly! Jolly like a kick through the ovaries!
Review: Audioslave: Audioslave
by Pinback
11/20/02: Review of the new CD by the superband Audioslave by Ben "Pinback" Parrish!
First Love
by One of the Bruces
11/5/02: Triple team action, with Yorgle, Grundle and Rhindle!
Are Comic Book Readers Really This Squeaky Clean?
by ChainGangGuy
10/31/02: What's all this horseshit about those bastards that follow Marvel Comics getting a butt up their ass about the cursing? ChainGangGuy investigates.
The Rocks Spin... Asteroids Deluxe Analysis in 4/4
by Pinback
10/8/02: Pinback wrote this excellent bit on the game Asteroids Deluxe. That's... what he does.I decided to gay it up by giving it the most pretentious title I could think of. That's... well, what I do.
Review: Something Corporate -- Leaving Through the Window
by Ice Cream Jonsey
9/13/02: All in all, this has some great moments to go right along with the ones where the lot of us who picked it up are essentially being called a fucking half-wit.
MLB Pinstripe Apologist Retort
by Ice Cream Jonsey
8/28/02: Response to Bill Klapisch's 8/27/02 column that did nothing but lovingly mouth the knob of the New York Yankees.
Morrowind & Where I Stopped Playing Morrowind
by Ice Cream Jonsey
8/1/02 : Much like how Huey Lewis sang in the Bad Religion song "The Defense" earlier this year, my high-speed connection to the Internet is also monitored by the Pentagon. So with that in mind, I thought I'd tell them exactly where I stopped playing Morrowind. I'm sure they'd like that.
Grand Theft Auto III: Throwing Mercury Fulminate on Troubled Waters
by Protagonist X
7/24/02 : Cementing his reputation as the most dangerous man on the web, Pinback brutally attacked your friendly neighborhood site-op for the GTA3 review that was posted on the Trotting Krips part of the site. He did so anonymously, and it took me a few messages before I figured out it was him due to the IP address lookup feature on the BBS. It took that long because I am a drooling cretin. One good thing came from the thread, and that's Protagonist X's take on GTA3, which is extremely insightful and level-headed. Check it out.
Warcraft III & New Game-Buying Policy
by Pinback
7/10/02 : As actually playing the game tends to derail the Comedy Train, Engineer Pinback takes us on this very special coming-of-age story concerning one man and his decision to buy... Warcraft III.
No Time To Squeal: Anything But a Post-Mortem
by Ice Cream Jonsey
7/9/02 : This is not a Gamasutra style deconstruction, or anything -- just me cleaning up some possible loose ends of a game that Mike Sousa and I wrote.
Neverwinter Nights: a Pre-Review
by Ice Cream Jonsey
6/29/02 : "We fear change" used to be a tag for the website of Lum the Mad, but it applies to this article as well.
The Many Deaths of Jolt Country
by Ice Cream Jonsey
6/22/02 : Republication of an old page available on the dial-up BBS, originally dated 12/9/96. Yes, Robb had a propensity towards describing the disgusting even years before the release of Chicks Dig Jerks.
2002 NFL Mock Draft
by Ice Cream Jonsey
4/17/02: Though I ended up getting many (most) of these picks wrong, I would like credit for stating that John Butler was going to take another frigging cornerback if Quentin Jammer dropped. |
